ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
the office will always be my favorite show
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
when did i get this fat
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.
Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will
- help them order food when it’s too scary
- walk with them through crowded places
- help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
- not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed
and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
never forget, that this is a real screen shot.
I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it